BUCK THE CRITICS
Buck The Critics
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Buck The Critics Icon BUCK THE CRITICS
Stop Wasting Your Time On Bad Movies
The Social Movie Recommendation App For Cool People Who Have Friends And Are Also Intelligent And Attractive
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Buck The Critics - Friend Activity Feature

THE PROBLEM: THE DOOM-SCROLL

You're bored. You open Netflix, Prime, Disney+. Oh look. Mystery nonsense.
Frustrated with streaming options
You scroll abit. Just for abit. Nothing looks good. Try another service. Just a quick scroll. What to watch. Oh look you're now 500 years old.

500 years
scrolling

0 minutes watching

What's going on?

Critics icon Critics want to educate you
Bots icon Review bots want to trick you
Streaming icon Netflix gaslights you
THIS is why we can't have nice things.

It's been 45 years since Hawk The Slayer. FORTY FIVE YEARS!


Don't let these douchebags decide your evening!

THE SOLUTION: YOUR JUDGY FRIENDS

Buck The Critics lets you collaborate with your friends to create the greatest reviews database since the formation of the universe!
Solution overview
How it works
We apply 'Voodoo' (and a smart social algorithm) to find the greatest stuff, tailored specifically to your tastes, according to the people who know you best!
1. USER RATING
2. FRIEND RATINGS & TRUST CALCULATION
Solution overview
User rates movies, Creates
baseline taste profile
Friends rate movies,
Trust score calculated based on
rating similarity to user.
3. TRUST WEIGHTING APPLICATION
4. FINAL CALCULATED SCORE
Solution step 3
Friend ratings weighted
by trust score
Weighted ratings aggregated
to produce final calculated
score and recommendations
Tasteful lazer beams indicate the relative strength of each friends influence...
Solution overview
THE TRUST SCORE ALGORITHM... Our Buckomatic TruScore 2000 system mathematically weights movie reviews from people you actually respect. If Dave thinks Sharknado is a masterpiece, his score means NOTHING because Dave is a FOOL. The Buck algorithm prevents you from wasting your finite existence on garbage!

FEATURES

Instafind icon Discover Movies & Track Directors

Instantly find the gems you missed. There are multiple paths to discovering 'Weird Science' (The best movie you never saw)! Top Picks, Keyword Search, Database Filters! These are god powers!

Instafind gems feature
Top Picks fields stuff from your watchlist, tracked directors & friend recommendations

Comments icon Interactive Reviews and Comments

With our groundbreaking 'comments' system, every review is a discussion thread. A quip-shop, a Jibe-store! Use them to troll your friends, festoon them with likes and dislikes or simply send them poo emojis

Comments system feature
It's for the LOLz

Superiority icon Gamified Movie Collection

Mathematically Prove your superiority. Your snobbery gamified! Track your progress through the filmography of your favourite directors! Prove you are objectively better than your friends!

Prove superiority feature
Track up to 5 directors at a time! Their best stuff will show in your Top Picks
Fill the grid! Impress no-one! Just like stamp collecting!

Buck-AI icon Buck-AI, Our resident trivia jerk

Get Movie Recommendations, Settle debates. Explain Endings. How hard is Maggie Smith in a fight? Buck AI knows. Or at least he'll make up something convincing. He's a jerk.

Buck-AI feature
Looking for something specific?
May or may not be accurate but is probably accurate

REAL HUMAN REVIEWS

(Not paid actors. Yet.)

"Before this app, I thought I liked movies. Now I'm a Level 3 'Moon Buck' in French New Wave and I physically cannot watch anything with CGI in it. Thank you?"

- Andrej Mackerel

"I rated Madame Web 10/10 just to tank my friends' calculated scores. Pure chaos. I love this app"

- Tiffany Posterior

"I haven't spoken to my best friend in weeks because he gave Aunty Donna 2 stars. 10/10 app."

- Gok Sandwich

"If it wasn't for buck the critics i'd have never discovered Mindhorn! This would have been a BIG problem"

- Feston Peave

FREQUENTLY IGNORED QUESTIONS

Is the Buck The Critics app free?

75% of this app is 100% free!

Even folks who choose not to support great works of art with succulent, delicious money can participate in building a reviews database.

However, the legends who keep me from eating out of a bin get access to advanced features:

  • The ability to comment on reviews and participate in threads
  • Seeing actor ages at the time of filming (so you can wallow in existential dread)
  • Unlimited access to Buck AI (who is a jerk)
  • Not having to suffer the indignity of being advertised to
Can I rate a movie 0 stars?

No. We reject the concept of zero on ethical grounds. We don't trust numbers that can't be counted with fingers. The lowest possible rating is 1 which equals 1 finger.

Why should I trust my friends?

There's two edges to this sword. If you can't trust them to be right, can you at least trust them to be wrong? Buck The Critics accounts for both scenarios.

Their wrong ratings is still useful input to the Buckomatic TruScore 2000 calculation algorithm.

What do the icons mean in top picks?
Watchlist Icon

is on your watchlist and streaming on one of your services

Friends Icon

is highly rated by your friends

Directors Icon

Credited to one of your tracked directors/show-runners

Think of it as a three pronged trident that exclusively spears yellow-fin tuna, and sockeye salmon and always misses the grotty minnows that have little strings of poo coming out of their bottoms.

How do I add something to my watchlist?

Open the movie/show in the app then poke the eyeball once.

It's a cycle mechanism so if you poke it twice it goes into your block list, poke it thrice and it cycles to neither your watch or block list.

This won't please the app too much because you've just poked it in the eye three times...

Watched Icon

Titles in your watchlist will show in your watchlist page (genius) and be prioritised for top picks when streaming

Blocked Icon

Titles in your blocklist will never show in your top picks. This makes space for stuff you might actually watch

How do I add/remove directors from my journey tracker?

Press and hold your thumb on their portrait. You can include anywhere between 1 and 5 at a time.

It's not possible to track zero directors due to our afforementioned ethical stance. It's something we feel very strongly about.

I found a bug and want to report it

That's a statement, not a question.

In anycase that's very community spirited of you and we appreciate it. You can report bugs by opening the dropdown menu from the home page, opening 'about' and then scrolling down a bit.

We thought about offering a financial reward to people who submit clear and well structured bugs. We're not going to do it, but we thought about it and we deserve credit for that.

How do I turn off notifications and the stupid weekly summary emails?

Ahh you noted the emails are stupid? Yes we have been quite clear that Buck AI is a jerk. If you want to turn off notifications and emails universally you can do so from 'SETTINGS' in the home menu dropdown.

If you want to disable notifications from individual friends who are uniquely annoying, you can do so from the friend page.

STOP SCROLLING
START JUDGING

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